
Adam's Christmas gift! A Sig Sauer P238. (I think--ask the experts to be sure.)
Take one new toy, add a family membership to the gun range at Bass Pro Shops, sprinkle in a few rounds of ammunition. Ignite; repeat. (Caution: hearing and eye protection required!) Continue for about 30 minutes. Finish off with pizza from Fralo's Art of Pizza, and you have one happy husband.
Optional: Add one piece of salted caramel chocolate from Starbuck's (using your gift card), and you'll have one happy wife.